Christian picture cracks Google’s top 20 Easter images

Posted on April 4, 2021 7:00 am

Christian picture cracks Google’s top 20 Easter images

Staff Report

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — In what can only be described as a victory for religion in America, a Google image search for the word “Easter” included a result associated with the death and resurrection of Jesus, the true and most important reason for the holiday.

The surprise visual, which shows the three crosses of Golgotha and a nearby illuminated tomb, followed 18 bright and cheerful images of bunnies, colored eggs, baskets with candy, adorable chicks and more bunnies.

“We’re glad to see Easter worshippers so honored in their proper place,” former President Barack Obama said.

Google declined to comment, but dispatched an engineer to find a more appropriate image number 19, seen below in a screenshot on Holy Saturday.

Note to lefty attorneys: The last two paragraphs are satire. The rest isn’t.

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Follow the $
Follow the $
3 hours ago

….happy Easter all!

showandtell
showandtell
5 hours ago

This is wonderful. So happy to see it!

fritz
fritz
5 hours ago

We are at this point now, more than ever, ever before:

…””But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power.”

Wild Bill
Wild Bill
5 hours ago

Christ has risen.

Axe-victim
Axe-victim
5 hours ago
Reply to  Wild Bill

And will be back soon. Prepare.