FUNNY: Portland’s Nauseatingly Bad Travel Poem, Now With Real Video

Posted on June 25, 2021 6:38 pm

FUNNY: Portland’s Nauseatingly Bad Travel Poem, Now With Real Video

So the Portland Travel firm had the bright idea this month of trying to monetize the city’s misery. More about this epic and expensive fail here.

Which travel promo do you prefer? Here’s the Parody.

Here’s the original.

Best answer, in a poem preferably, gets a t-shirt from the West Coast’s most reliable news source, PressCalifornia.com.

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Teatwaffle
Teatwaffle
1 month ago

Haiku
City of roses?
Trust your noses…
That smell is poo

Jorgesone
Jorgesone
1 month ago

Portland is even scarier than San Francisco.

Portland Citizen
Portland Citizen
1 month ago

I lived in Portland in the mid-seventies. Saw the beginnings of the “weird” culture and recognized the coming of the eventual dysfunction. The final outcome should shock no one. What Portland suffers from today was proudly crafted fifty years ago. You have what you created.

Carlos Delecto
Carlos Delecto
1 month ago

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Portland looks like it sucks,
Just like my poetry.

Teatwaffle
Teatwaffle
1 month ago
Reply to  Carlos Delecto

Yup, your poetry sucks, but Portland sucks even worse. I stopped there for work 2 days, 15 yrs ago. Couldn’t believe all the butch women, cross-dressing men with 5 o’clock shadow, and freaks with mohawk hair spikes and face piercings. Nobody blinked, it was the norm there… now, it’s a giant magnet for transsexuals and lesbians.

Sunshine
Sunshine
1 month ago

Meanwhile the rest of the country is praying the whole west coast is nuked to oblivion.

stpaulchuck
stpaulchuck
1 month ago
Reply to  Sunshine

no, no Sunshine! where else could we dump our trash people if not for the Left Coast

Teatwaffle
Teatwaffle
1 month ago
Reply to  stpaulchuck

About 90% of America’s LGBTQP’s have migrated to the west coast… that’s why they are so shortsighted out there (they can’t reproduce with bum sex). They don’t care about what happens to your kids… they’ll be poof gone. Let’s hope that whole coast drops into the Pacific soon… what a shame.

Dan
Dan
1 month ago

They could set up bleachers and sell tickets for the riot season coming up.

Highrise
Highrise
1 month ago

First one is pretty funny. I bet that guy could come up with a good one for California.

Cerano Smith
Cerano Smith
1 month ago
Reply to  Highrise

I’d rather see this guy do it. Good Lord his videos are hilarious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY

FedUpVet
FedUpVet
1 month ago

When did Oregon become such a freak show?

MadMark
MadMark
1 month ago
Reply to  FedUpVet

I worked in downtown in the late 90s and early 00s. I liked working there but avoided certain areas due to gang activity. Now its just a total dumpster fire.

Topperj
Topperj
1 month ago
Reply to  FedUpVet

The rest of Oregon, especially the East, would do well to secede to Idaho.

Hendrix
Hendrix
1 month ago

You can keep Portland, thanks but NO.

John Schilling
John Schilling
1 month ago

An enthusiastic “two-thumbs up.” Now, please do one on Frisco. You can’ start with the walk-in-take-what-you-want-and-go shoplifting at all the Walgreens…but they might not be there for much longer.

showandtell
showandtell
1 month ago

Haiku 2
meth heads sprawl pantsless
on the city bus
their reek remains
forever

Last edited 1 month ago by showandtell
Ellen
Ellen
1 month ago

Many a truth is said in jest

Last edited 1 month ago by Ellen
TruDoo
TruDoo
1 month ago

A haiku

City with bridges
Knows not when to stop burning
All of its bridges