Posted on 04/30/2020 3:48 pm

NANNY STATE NEWSOM: See the list of puzzling do’s and don’t’s

Table Tennis In. Tennis Tabled. Any questions?

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Gov. Gavin Newsom says he wants Californians to go outside during the shelter-in-place edict, provided they adhere to a strict set of guidelines that seem more apt for a Nanny State than the Golden State. Here is the list of acceptable activities, with six feet of separation, of course. More details are available on the state’s webite:

— Athletics
— Badminton (singles)
— Throwing a baseball or softball
— BMX biking
— Canoeing (singles)
— Crabbing
— Cycling
— Exploring rock pools
— Gardening (not in groups)
— Golf (singles, walking – no cart)
— Hiking (on trails and paths allowing distancing)
— Horseback riding (singles)
— Jogging and running
— Kite boarding and kitesurfing
— Meditation
— Outdoor photography
— Picnics (with your stay-home household members only)
— Quad Biking
— Rock Climbing
— Roller Skating and Roller Blading
— Rowing (singles)
— Scootering (not in groups)
— Skateboarding (not in groups)
— Soft martial arts – Tai Chi, Chi Kung (not in groups)
— Table tennis (singles)
— Throw and catch an American mini football, Frisbee or Frisbee golf (not in groups)
— Trail running
— Trampolining
— Tree climbing
— Volleyball (singles)
— Walk the dog
— Wash the car
— Watch the sunrise or sunset
— Yoga

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ode to the exalted classes:
.a useless a**hole name of newsom
.went to the wrong place for to screw-some
.the f*** tried to drill him,
.then wanted to bill him,
.they thought he was andrew d. gill-um?


i cannot see how the voters could ever re-elect any of these power hungry liberals ……..
but they will.


This list ALONE shows you how power-mad and absurd Newsom & Co. are.
Don’t know whether to laugh or cry…